Funny Food Quotes!

'Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all.'

'Fish, to taste right, must swim three times -- in water, in butter and in wine.'

'The discovery of a new dish does more for the happiness of mankind than the discovery of a star.'

'Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream makes it Russian; lemon and cinnamon make it Greek. Soy sauce makes it Chinese; garlic makes it good.'

'Ever wonder anout those people who spend $2 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.'

'A Balanced Diet Is A Cookie In Each Hand'

'Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands- and then eat just one of the pieces.'